You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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