He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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