just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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