Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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