he shaved USA in his pubs
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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