so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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