Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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