I'm laying in your front yard are you home
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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