Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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