I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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