yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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