But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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