You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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