there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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