Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
