So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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