Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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