high people should be assigned attendants
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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