My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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