He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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