Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
birth control should be required to get into college
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I still have a little drunk in my system
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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