your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
