I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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