I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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