Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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