Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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