Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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