think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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