i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
