I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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