In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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