i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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