what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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