You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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