physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
In other news, I just burned my penis
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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