Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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