i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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