road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
