But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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