PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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