He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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