If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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