I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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