are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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