Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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