the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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