doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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