Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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