Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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