i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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