the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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