i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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