I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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