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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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