im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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