i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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