There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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