I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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