Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
